I am Maximum
doctorwho:

“That awkward moment when you show up way too early to pick up your date, and then you’re stuck talking to her parents for a loooooonnnnggg time.”

doctorwho:

“That awkward moment when you show up way too early to pick up your date, and then you’re stuck talking to her parents for a loooooonnnnggg time.”

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myseasickheart:

blindharrier:

galaxy-hearts:

batterswing:

storyowls:

timavery:

WE STRIKE AT DAWN

COME MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS

Canadian armed forces.

CHRIST

Canadian armed forces.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL

thesiska:

jaayteeee:

so I found this on facebook today. sorry, I forgot how funny it was to post pictures of “scars.” making fun of the millions of people who actually struggle with depression, anxiety, feelings of worthlessness. real people who self harm to deal with the bullshit that ignorant assholes like these create. this is a joke? these people fucking disgust me.

well this is infuriating 

uh…I thought it was a Doctor Who reference….

thesiska:

jaayteeee:

so I found this on facebook today. sorry, I forgot how funny it was to post pictures of “scars.” making fun of the millions of people who actually struggle with depression, anxiety, feelings of worthlessness. real people who self harm to deal with the bullshit that ignorant assholes like these create. this is a joke? these people fucking disgust me.

well this is infuriating 

uh…I thought it was a Doctor Who reference….

ananked:

skyesail:

adelate:

salmiaggi:

hallowchaser:

marauderthemap:

trackerjay:

promentory:

emilianadarling:

pr3t3nt10us:

wait
are you telling me its candy
with a fuckingtoy inside?!

Oh my god, do Americans actually not have Kinder Surprise Eggs?
WHAT DID YOU BEG YOUR MOTHER TO LET YOU BUY AT THE GROCERY STORE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? They’re seriously the best shit ever!

AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KINDER EGGS????????

you people HAVE NOT LIVED

Really though?

seriously?

… I had one today omnomnom.

lol sorry about your lives, Americans.

Sucks to be you, Americans.

Ferrero. Italian. I love you.

Don’t know about you, but I am American…and have a carton of these guys sitting in the other room!

ananked:

skyesail:

adelate:

salmiaggi:

hallowchaser:

marauderthemap:

trackerjay:

promentory:

emilianadarling:

pr3t3nt10us:

wait

are you telling me its candy

with a fuckingtoy inside?!

Oh my god, do Americans actually not have Kinder Surprise Eggs?

WHAT DID YOU BEG YOUR MOTHER TO LET YOU BUY AT THE GROCERY STORE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? They’re seriously the best shit ever!

AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KINDER EGGS????????

you people HAVE NOT LIVED

Really though?

seriously?

… I had one today omnomnom.

lol sorry about your lives, Americans.

Sucks to be you, Americans.

Ferrero. Italian. I love you.

Don’t know about you, but I am American…and have a carton of these guys sitting in the other room!

When your stuck listening to a spoof of ‘Lighters’ all day…this happens

When your stuck listening to a spoof of ‘Lighters’ all day…this happens